You stupid douche bags...

So I saw this listed in American voices on the onion website and it turns out it's for real:

columbinegame


What the fuck is wrong with these guys. I am sick and fucking tired of hearing about someone making a shitty video game based on an actual atrocity. First and foremost if you're going to make violent video games have the courtesy to make quality games that have a plot that's at least somewhat original. Basing it on something that "really happened!" usually bespeaks a lazyness that prevents someone from coming up with their own ideas. If you go historic you'd better make sure the game is top fucking notch (just look at the screen shot, you can tell it isn't) and worth downloading or buying.

Also I am bored to fucking tears with seeing the latest example of some dipshit taking some recent horror and making a stupid game (usually flashed based) just for shock value. Aside from fueling the anti-art movement in the crusade to focus on bastard media as their first stepping stone to turn this country into a homogenized white-conservatie-christian paradise where they'll be able to jail or execute anyone that dares create anything outside of their limited view (especially if they want at least one other person to see it), they give gamers a bad reputation. They make us seem like idiot able to only make simplistic offensive content that's uninspired and of poor enough quality to offer for free since no person in their right mind would buy it. Fuck even the sick twisted shit bags this games seems to elevate to an undeserved level took the time to use the software to edit together a doom map that resembled their school. I haven't played that level but I'll garauntee it's gotta be better than this dog shit thing.

If we as gamers are to ever progress we must be more sophisticated with the sick and offensive content we create for free. We've got to strive for a level that bespeaks a mind capable of producing more than an electronic extension of the bad gallows humor that spins out of real life massacre. We must strive for something that the idiot brigade fuck wits (Pat robertson, jerry falwell, hilary clinton, jack thompson et al.) will have too much trouble understanding to get a unfied front to rally against.

Sweet mother love bone people! Why the hell would anyone waste their time on such medicore crap when they could be making truly fucked up shit?!? For that matter let me give you an example:

Exmortis

See! Now that's a sick, fucked up, evil flash game that shows skill and creativity. Sure it's no Resident Evil or Silent Hill, but damn if it aint fun. The sequel is even better. I urge anyone wanting to make a sick violent game on the amature level to follow this example.

Thanks for you time
Peace and Grooviness be with you
Damn I need to get laid

GAB